TG: clearly egbert has decided to take my virgin hand in marriage
TG: color him surprised when i said yes
TG: but dave what if i am not fit to be your brofriend
TG: the fuck is a brofriend egbert and why the hell are you saying it
EB: you’re telling it all wrong!! you’re the one who asked me out, duh.
EB: also, brofriends are totally a thing. don’t deny it.
EB: daaaaaaaave, get over here.
TG: you cant keep your hands off me
EB: sure cool kid, just get over here already.
TG: fine lets sleep on this shitty couch when there a perfectly good bed not even ten feet away from us
TG: hello back cramps from the fiery pits of hell
EB: daaaaaaaave
TG: fine
